You one-skill wonders just don't get it, do you? With only 13 spaces available, (12, excluding mine), you have to be able to offer more than one ability. And it would really behoove you if it were critical to survival! if I get one more application from a *comedian*, I'm gonna barf. I find myself needing to clear some of these files off my desk. So it is with true sadness, in some cases, and without a scintilla of emotion in some others, that I make the following cuts. If your name is not here, or previously mentioned under *accepted*, your file is still currently under review.
1. In reply to:
(WildWind) I bet I can match Monkeyboy drink for drink.
I am not convinced of the utility of this *skill* now, or in the future. Sounds like you're just going to hog the Captain's Harp and Cabernet. I've also come to the conclusion that there is no tangible need to keep a linguist around. The new language of humanity will be evolving with the pioneers, and it is a forgiving tongue. It is with heavy heart, WW, that I must deny your entrance onto the ship.
2.
In reply to:
(diamonddogz74)
Uses too much oxygen.
3.
In reply to:
(krettis) I can make people laugh...
This statement is unfounded. If I were just to take your word for it, I would have employed elvenlass on this basis. And we are not afraid of your gun.
4.
In reply to:
(guiltpuppy) I suck a mean cock and will teach the others.
and
5.
In reply to:
(Beltene)I talk about my precious qualities in my profile. Other than that I'm pretty much useless.
Yes. Diversify, folks. Besides, nobody's gonna be lacking in the big O department. The new world will be rampantly sexual, to the point where a gratuitous orgasm is like washing your hands after urinating: expected.
6.
In reply to:
(Ville) I of course am fluent in Cockroach
Useless.
7.
In reply to:
(eraserhead) I have the biggest Iggy Pop collection.
Bigger is not always better e'head. We're going to have to travel light, and besides I think that Iggy appeals to a rather narrow crowd. Come on, that's not even a talent! If we really wanted your Iggy collection, we'd just take it after you're blowed up!
8.
In reply to:
(EJSunday) For myself I can only argue with my incredibly good looks.
Your inarguably good looks will only get you so far, EJ, and I'm afraid it's not onto the ship.  I'm sorry.
9. and 10.
In reply to:
(strangeDivine)
There will be no warm bodies taken along merely for expenditure, Gregory!  I made that perfectly clear in the mission statement. No anhedonists! And since you and Sysiyo are a matched set, I guess he can take this as his rejection notice, also.
Make your peace, brothers and sisters.
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