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ohramona Moderator
(stardust savant)
02/21/04 06:47 PM
There's something wrong! [re: ohramona]  




You one-skill wonders just don't get it, do you? With only 13 spaces available, (12, excluding mine), you have to be able to offer more than one ability. And it would really behoove you if it were critical to survival! if I get one more application from a *comedian*, I'm gonna barf. I find myself needing to clear some of these files off my desk. So it is with true sadness, in some cases, and without a scintilla of emotion in some others, that I make the following cuts. If your name is not here, or previously mentioned under *accepted*, your file is still currently under review.

1.

In reply to:

(WildWind) I bet I can match Monkeyboy drink for drink.



I am not convinced of the utility of this *skill* now, or in the future. Sounds like you're just going to hog the Captain's Harp and Cabernet. I've also come to the conclusion that there is no tangible need to keep a linguist around. The new language of humanity will be evolving with the pioneers, and it is a forgiving tongue. It is with heavy heart, WW, that I must deny your entrance onto the ship.

2.

In reply to:

(diamonddogz74)



Uses too much oxygen.

3.

In reply to:

(krettis) I can make people laugh...



This statement is unfounded. If I were just to take your word for it, I would have employed elvenlass on this basis. And we are not afraid of your gun.


4.

In reply to:

(guiltpuppy) I suck a mean cock and will teach the others.



and

5.

In reply to:

(Beltene)I talk about my precious qualities in my profile. Other than that I'm pretty much useless.



Yes. Diversify, folks. Besides, nobody's gonna be lacking in the big O department. The new world will be rampantly sexual, to the point where a gratuitous orgasm is like washing your hands after urinating: expected.

6.

In reply to:

(Ville) I of course am fluent in Cockroach



Useless.

7.

In reply to:

(eraserhead) I have the biggest Iggy Pop collection.



Bigger is not always better e'head. We're going to have to travel light, and besides I think that Iggy appeals to a rather narrow crowd. Come on, that's not even a talent! If we really wanted your Iggy collection, we'd just take it after you're blowed up!

8.

In reply to:

(EJSunday) For myself I can only argue with my incredibly good looks.



Your inarguably good looks will only get you so far, EJ, and I'm afraid it's not onto the ship. I'm sorry.

9. and 10.

In reply to:

(strangeDivine)



There will be no warm bodies taken along merely for expenditure, Gregory! I made that perfectly clear in the mission statement. No anhedonists! And since you and Sysiyo are a matched set, I guess he can take this as his rejection notice, also.

Make your peace, brothers and sisters.



shitr


 
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*Spaceship TW  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:12 PM
.*Not like I'll get on but...  Kristin Machina02/28/04 03:23 AM
.*. . . 5 . . . .   ohramonaModerator02/28/04 09:16 AM
.*Re: . . . 5 . . . .   Kristin Machina02/29/04 05:15 AM
.* . . . 4 . . . .   ohramonaModerator02/29/04 04:06 PM
.*Re: . . . 4 . . . .   Strawman12/05/07 06:09 PM
.*.  ohramonaModerator02/18/08 04:43 PM
.*The Final Straw  EJSundayModerator03/01/04 04:27 AM
.* . . . 3 . . .   ohramonaModerator03/01/04 06:59 AM
.*Re: The Final Straw  Starlite03/01/04 06:10 AM
.*Re: The Final Straw  EJSundayModerator03/01/04 07:00 AM
.*The Love Shack  white rabbit03/01/04 10:25 AM
.* . . . 2 . ..   ohramonaModerator03/01/04 04:35 PM
.*hey, i can dig the appeal of tweedy's thighs...  beatled12/05/07 08:09 PM
.*Re: . . . 2 . ..   Strawman06/24/05 09:41 AM
.*Re: The Love Shack  HotJareth03/01/04 10:42 AM
.*Update  pablopicasso03/01/04 02:15 PM
.*Re: . . . 5 . . . .   AnnLanders02/28/04 05:42 PM
.*cuyahoga   white rabbit02/27/04 12:14 PM
.* . . . 6 . . .  ohramonaModerator02/27/04 05:37 PM
.*Naked  poorsoul02/28/04 03:03 AM
.*For the good of the world...  JonnyManic02/22/04 07:44 PM
.*Re: For the good of the world...  Coldfyr02/22/04 07:55 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Halloween Jill02/22/04 07:22 PM
.*My last card...  Strawman02/22/04 02:50 PM
.* . 9 . . .   ohramonaModerator02/23/04 08:52 PM
.*Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  Tin02/24/04 07:01 PM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  RabbitFighter02/25/04 09:39 AM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  Tin02/25/04 01:03 PM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  RabbitFighter02/26/04 09:45 AM
.*"You Know What You Are"  Tin02/26/04 02:24 PM
.*Seven words...  Strawman02/24/04 07:16 PM
.* ... 8 ...  ohramonaModerator02/25/04 04:16 PM
.*Earthlings  EJSundayModerator02/25/04 04:38 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  Strawman02/25/04 05:44 PM
.* . . . 7 . . .   ohramonaModerator02/25/04 08:49 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  pablopicasso02/25/04 05:04 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  Earthling702/25/04 05:10 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  pablopicasso02/25/04 05:18 PM
.*Wrong words.  Tin02/24/04 10:45 PM
.*Tasteless heat...  Strawman02/24/04 11:55 AM
.*spicy muck  JonnyManic02/23/04 09:03 PM
.*Re: spicy muck  diamondogz7402/24/04 06:25 AM
.*Re: spicy muck  guiltpuppy02/23/04 09:11 PM
.*Mexican "cuisine" : spice to hide the rancid meat  JonnyManic02/24/04 07:43 PM
.*Re: My last card...  RabbitFighter02/23/04 09:16 AM
.*Re: My last card...  diamondogz7402/22/04 03:37 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Tristan02/22/04 11:37 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  diamondogz7402/22/04 03:41 PM
.*I'm younger than Bowie.  Tristan02/22/04 07:03 PM
.*I'm younger than Bowie, too!  bulletprooffaces02/23/04 11:45 AM
.*diamond dog babies.  Tristan02/24/04 09:29 AM
.*Re: diamond dog babies.  diamondogz7402/25/04 07:53 AM
.*DiamondDunce74  Tristan02/25/04 12:15 PM
.*Re: DiamondDunce74  diamondogz7402/28/04 08:10 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  diamondogz7402/23/04 02:44 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  SysiyoModerator02/23/04 04:10 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  diamondogz7402/24/04 06:20 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  SysiyoModerator02/24/04 06:22 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  bulletprooffaces02/23/04 06:09 PM
.*Sour Grapes...  Strawman02/23/04 06:19 PM
.*he he he   pablopicasso02/23/04 06:31 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie.  diamondogz7402/23/04 07:21 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  diamondogz7402/22/04 02:12 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Beltene02/21/04 07:30 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Earthling702/21/04 02:58 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  CAwesome02/21/04 03:24 PM
.*Obligations  ohyeah02/21/04 02:31 PM
.*pratt promise  beatled02/21/04 01:15 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 09:14 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Atonalexpress02/21/04 00:08 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Starlite02/20/04 05:31 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  RabbitFighter02/21/04 10:18 AM
.*Golden boys and golden girls  eraserhead02/21/04 03:16 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Lacrimans02/20/04 01:58 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Beltene02/20/04 12:26 PM
.*The Only Survivor Of The TW People's Gang  EJSundayModerator02/20/04 11:28 AM
.*You would look great in a Stooges cap  eraserhead02/20/04 09:20 AM
.*our commander still, space dog  White Prism02/21/04 07:33 AM
.*raising turtles, the grapefruit is winning  eraserhead02/21/04 08:59 AM
.*Interstellar Overdrive  White Prism02/21/04 05:16 PM
.*Jesus & Space  eraserhead02/22/04 05:44 AM
.*Re: our commander still, space dog  guiltpuppy02/21/04 07:45 AM
.*blast off  JonnyManic02/20/04 09:02 AM
.*Re: blast off  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:12 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Strawman02/20/04 08:08 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Myriada02/20/04 07:34 AM
.*Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 07:54 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  Myriada02/22/04 02:40 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  Atonalexpress02/22/04 03:10 AM
.*Jesus loves me, why can't you?  Starlite02/22/04 01:23 AM
.*You've really made the grade!  ohramonaModerator02/22/04 11:12 AM
.*EuropeanCanon - the thinking woman's viagra!  EuropeanCanon02/23/04 05:32 PM
.*Too bad his glamour shot is probably archived  WildWind02/23/04 06:34 PM
.*Re: EuropeanCanon - the thinking woman's viagra!  Strawman02/23/04 06:07 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Grey_Nihilist02/22/04 04:07 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Earthling702/22/04 02:15 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  RealThing02/22/04 12:43 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Monkeyboy02/23/04 08:51 PM
.*10 ...  ohramonaModerator02/23/04 08:29 PM
.*Re: 10 ...  RealThing02/23/04 10:33 PM
.*Re: 10 ...  Monkeyboy02/25/04 08:34 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  SugarPlumFairy02/22/04 11:38 AM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  RabbitFighter02/22/04 11:23 AM
.*Xenon  poorsoul02/21/04 10:59 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume so  elvenlass02/21/04 09:52 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  karmastarman02/20/04 07:17 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  th0mas02/20/04 06:39 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  RabbitFighter02/20/04 06:04 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Nature_Boy02/20/04 04:56 AM
.*Put your helmet on  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 05:26 PM
..There's something wrong!  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 06:47 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  diamondogz7402/22/04 09:34 AM
.*Retrial  EJSundayModerator02/22/04 07:35 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  Ville02/22/04 05:49 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  Lacrimans02/21/04 08:02 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  SysiyoModerator02/21/04 06:53 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  RabbitFighter02/21/04 06:57 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  SysiyoModerator02/22/04 06:47 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  RabbitFighter02/22/04 10:51 AM
.*but i'm afraid to die!  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 06:04 PM
.*Soporific...  Strawman02/21/04 06:58 PM
.*didn't want a ride on yr damned ship anyway...  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 07:05 PM
.*Re: Put your helmet on  RealThing02/21/04 05:53 PM
.*Talentless, but  strangeDivine02/20/04 02:22 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:19 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 02:26 PM
.*Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  strangeDivine02/20/04 04:36 PM
.*Repetition  poorsoul02/20/04 11:39 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 04:46 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  strangeDivine02/20/04 05:05 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 05:07 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 04:11 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Ville02/20/04 03:09 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  guiltpuppy02/20/04 02:27 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Tin02/20/04 00:59 AM
.*Tin is in, like Flynn  ohramonaModerator02/20/04 07:37 PM
.*Re: Tin is in, like Flynn  Tin02/24/04 06:21 PM
.*Re: Tin is in, like Flynn  mudley02/20/04 08:19 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Lacrimans02/19/04 11:58 PM
.*As if I need to remind you  Monkeyboy02/19/04 11:48 PM
.*Re: As if I need to remind you  diamondogz7402/20/04 06:55 AM
.*Re: As if I need to remind you  Monkeyboy02/20/04 12:11 PM
.*leave the capsule if you dare  ohramonaModerator02/20/04 00:30 AM
.*Cruise  poorsoul02/20/04 11:19 PM
.*He said there'd be plenty  WildWind02/20/04 00:45 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy02/20/04 01:37 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy12/06/07 05:50 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy02/01/10 01:23 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  ohramonaModerator02/10/10 10:34 PM
.*i'm glad he's dead  Glitterbot02/20/04 01:51 AM
.*Awesome!  Monkeyboy02/20/04 00:35 AM
.*The important things, y'know  WildWind02/19/04 11:33 PM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 06:51 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  SugarPlumFairy02/20/04 06:55 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 08:17 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  krettis02/20/04 08:21 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:08 PM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  krettis02/21/04 09:47 AM
.*... sitting in a tin can ...  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 11:46 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  JarethsGirl02/19/04 10:57 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  dukewhite02/19/04 11:02 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  elvenlass02/19/04 10:23 PM
.*Commencing countdown, engine's on ...  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:59 PM
.*Re: Commencing countdown, engine's on ...  elvenlass02/20/04 08:55 PM
.*Oh the horror  SugarPlumFairy02/19/04 10:20 PM
.*Jump  poorsoul02/20/04 00:07 AM
.*For the good of all  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:24 PM
.*Re: For the good of all  SugarPlumFairy02/19/04 10:30 PM
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