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02/22/04 05:44 AM
Jesus & Space [re: White Prism]  

In reply to:

A Jesus biography, though? What kind of things could be discussed in there, other than whether or not Jesus existed


Well, whether or not he was gay, those kinds of things. He wasn't though, for the record. But he cared about how he looked, apparently (according to the book) so I guess that makes him a little gay-ish, but, you know.


In reply to:

Well, eclectic enough not to have a wardrobe full of Iggy T-shirts anyway.


Well, I also have a Public Enemy t-shirt, a Bob Marley t-shirt and... a Marilyn Manson t-shirt. :) Top that if you can! The only way you could top that is to say you have a Robbie Williams t-shirt. Come on, say it!


In reply to:

Okay, I’ve moved as seamlessly as I possibly could through the various topics, but we need to back peddle to my brief career as an astronaut. I wish I could say that I volunteered myself to be sent into space, but it was actually part of my parents’ wishes. I had a fairly happy though impoverished childhood, and it was only because my dad had connections with high up places – a brother’s auntie’s dog’s friend’s cousin’s owner, in fact – who promised to send me into space and keep my best interests at heart. My mother jumped at the chance and arranged for me to be posted to NASA straightaway, yet I still have the remaining impression that I was being used as a human guinea pig of some sort. . .

As you may have gathered by now, it was a fairly routine mission, as space mission go; just a test flight in a new shuttle which had an unprecedented use of a uranium power source, the kind of thing which sadly doesn’t make international news. The guy who was in charge of coordinating the mission – the brother’s auntie’s dog’s guy – really only wanted a child on-board as something flashy that he could write on his CV. I think he used me as a means of claiming that he had sent the first child into space; a development which, as you can imagine, he tipped as heralding a new era of the space age where children could become self-sufficient in space and presumably seek out inhabitable planets and repopulate them of their own accord. I was given a fairly minimal training programme, even though most of the controls on the shuttle were operated from a terrestrial base, but I kinda twigged what was going on with the coordinator’s selfish motives to exploit my position, and resolved to be difficult and obstinate once I was finally blasted into space.

Of course, I was young and fearless, so being sent into space was no big deal, just something that beat the shit out of a daytrip to the zoo. As soon as lift-off was successful, I immediately carried out my revenge on ground control by smearing excrement over the CCTV cameras (something for which I was severely reprimanded on my return to Earth), but once the main objectives of the mission were completed I was given a free rein for a brief spell. So I completed a few 360 degree spins and looped-the-loop. I was only six years old, after all.


A couple questions.

1. What's a CV?
2. Have you suffered any side-effects? What, do you think, would your life have been like had you not had this horrifying experience at the tender age of 6?
3. Do you feel like you are "above" normal people, because of what you've been through?
4. What's a CCTV camera?
5. You shouldn't ever read my old posts.




If this is the music of the future...let me die now.


 
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*Spaceship TW  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:12 PM
.*Not like I'll get on but...  Kristin Machina02/28/04 03:23 AM
.*. . . 5 . . . .   ohramonaModerator02/28/04 09:16 AM
.*Re: . . . 5 . . . .   Kristin Machina02/29/04 05:15 AM
.* . . . 4 . . . .   ohramonaModerator02/29/04 04:06 PM
.*Re: . . . 4 . . . .   Strawman12/05/07 06:09 PM
.*.  ohramonaModerator02/18/08 04:43 PM
.*The Final Straw  EJSundayModerator03/01/04 04:27 AM
.* . . . 3 . . .   ohramonaModerator03/01/04 06:59 AM
.*Re: The Final Straw  Starlite03/01/04 06:10 AM
.*Re: The Final Straw  EJSundayModerator03/01/04 07:00 AM
.*The Love Shack  white rabbit03/01/04 10:25 AM
.* . . . 2 . ..   ohramonaModerator03/01/04 04:35 PM
.*hey, i can dig the appeal of tweedy's thighs...  beatled12/05/07 08:09 PM
.*Re: . . . 2 . ..   Strawman06/24/05 09:41 AM
.*Re: The Love Shack  HotJareth03/01/04 10:42 AM
.*Update  pablopicasso03/01/04 02:15 PM
.*Re: . . . 5 . . . .   AnnLanders02/28/04 05:42 PM
.*cuyahoga   white rabbit02/27/04 12:14 PM
.* . . . 6 . . .  ohramonaModerator02/27/04 05:37 PM
.*Naked  poorsoul02/28/04 03:03 AM
.*For the good of the world...  JonnyManic02/22/04 07:44 PM
.*Re: For the good of the world...  Coldfyr02/22/04 07:55 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Halloween Jill02/22/04 07:22 PM
.*My last card...  Strawman02/22/04 02:50 PM
.* . 9 . . .   ohramonaModerator02/23/04 08:52 PM
.*Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  Tin02/24/04 07:01 PM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  RabbitFighter02/25/04 09:39 AM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  Tin02/25/04 01:03 PM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  RabbitFighter02/26/04 09:45 AM
.*"You Know What You Are"  Tin02/26/04 02:24 PM
.*Seven words...  Strawman02/24/04 07:16 PM
.* ... 8 ...  ohramonaModerator02/25/04 04:16 PM
.*Earthlings  EJSundayModerator02/25/04 04:38 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  Strawman02/25/04 05:44 PM
.* . . . 7 . . .   ohramonaModerator02/25/04 08:49 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  pablopicasso02/25/04 05:04 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  Earthling702/25/04 05:10 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  pablopicasso02/25/04 05:18 PM
.*Wrong words.  Tin02/24/04 10:45 PM
.*Tasteless heat...  Strawman02/24/04 11:55 AM
.*spicy muck  JonnyManic02/23/04 09:03 PM
.*Re: spicy muck  diamondogz7402/24/04 06:25 AM
.*Re: spicy muck  guiltpuppy02/23/04 09:11 PM
.*Mexican "cuisine" : spice to hide the rancid meat  JonnyManic02/24/04 07:43 PM
.*Re: My last card...  RabbitFighter02/23/04 09:16 AM
.*Re: My last card...  diamondogz7402/22/04 03:37 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Tristan02/22/04 11:37 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  diamondogz7402/22/04 03:41 PM
.*I'm younger than Bowie.  Tristan02/22/04 07:03 PM
.*I'm younger than Bowie, too!  bulletprooffaces02/23/04 11:45 AM
.*diamond dog babies.  Tristan02/24/04 09:29 AM
.*Re: diamond dog babies.  diamondogz7402/25/04 07:53 AM
.*DiamondDunce74  Tristan02/25/04 12:15 PM
.*Re: DiamondDunce74  diamondogz7402/28/04 08:10 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  diamondogz7402/23/04 02:44 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  SysiyoModerator02/23/04 04:10 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  diamondogz7402/24/04 06:20 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  SysiyoModerator02/24/04 06:22 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  bulletprooffaces02/23/04 06:09 PM
.*Sour Grapes...  Strawman02/23/04 06:19 PM
.*he he he   pablopicasso02/23/04 06:31 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie.  diamondogz7402/23/04 07:21 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  diamondogz7402/22/04 02:12 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Beltene02/21/04 07:30 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Earthling702/21/04 02:58 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  CAwesome02/21/04 03:24 PM
.*Obligations  ohyeah02/21/04 02:31 PM
.*pratt promise  beatled02/21/04 01:15 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 09:14 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Atonalexpress02/21/04 00:08 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Starlite02/20/04 05:31 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  RabbitFighter02/21/04 10:18 AM
.*Golden boys and golden girls  eraserhead02/21/04 03:16 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Lacrimans02/20/04 01:58 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Beltene02/20/04 12:26 PM
.*The Only Survivor Of The TW People's Gang  EJSundayModerator02/20/04 11:28 AM
.*You would look great in a Stooges cap  eraserhead02/20/04 09:20 AM
.*our commander still, space dog  White Prism02/21/04 07:33 AM
.*raising turtles, the grapefruit is winning  eraserhead02/21/04 08:59 AM
.*Interstellar Overdrive  White Prism02/21/04 05:16 PM
..Jesus & Space  eraserhead02/22/04 05:44 AM
.*Re: our commander still, space dog  guiltpuppy02/21/04 07:45 AM
.*blast off  JonnyManic02/20/04 09:02 AM
.*Re: blast off  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:12 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Strawman02/20/04 08:08 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Myriada02/20/04 07:34 AM
.*Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 07:54 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  Myriada02/22/04 02:40 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  Atonalexpress02/22/04 03:10 AM
.*Jesus loves me, why can't you?  Starlite02/22/04 01:23 AM
.*You've really made the grade!  ohramonaModerator02/22/04 11:12 AM
.*EuropeanCanon - the thinking woman's viagra!  EuropeanCanon02/23/04 05:32 PM
.*Too bad his glamour shot is probably archived  WildWind02/23/04 06:34 PM
.*Re: EuropeanCanon - the thinking woman's viagra!  Strawman02/23/04 06:07 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Grey_Nihilist02/22/04 04:07 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Earthling702/22/04 02:15 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  RealThing02/22/04 12:43 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Monkeyboy02/23/04 08:51 PM
.*10 ...  ohramonaModerator02/23/04 08:29 PM
.*Re: 10 ...  RealThing02/23/04 10:33 PM
.*Re: 10 ...  Monkeyboy02/25/04 08:34 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  SugarPlumFairy02/22/04 11:38 AM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  RabbitFighter02/22/04 11:23 AM
.*Xenon  poorsoul02/21/04 10:59 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume so  elvenlass02/21/04 09:52 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  karmastarman02/20/04 07:17 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  th0mas02/20/04 06:39 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  RabbitFighter02/20/04 06:04 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Nature_Boy02/20/04 04:56 AM
.*Put your helmet on  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 05:26 PM
.*There's something wrong!  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 06:47 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  diamondogz7402/22/04 09:34 AM
.*Retrial  EJSundayModerator02/22/04 07:35 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  Ville02/22/04 05:49 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  Lacrimans02/21/04 08:02 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  SysiyoModerator02/21/04 06:53 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  RabbitFighter02/21/04 06:57 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  SysiyoModerator02/22/04 06:47 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  RabbitFighter02/22/04 10:51 AM
.*but i'm afraid to die!  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 06:04 PM
.*Soporific...  Strawman02/21/04 06:58 PM
.*didn't want a ride on yr damned ship anyway...  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 07:05 PM
.*Re: Put your helmet on  RealThing02/21/04 05:53 PM
.*Talentless, but  strangeDivine02/20/04 02:22 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:19 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 02:26 PM
.*Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  strangeDivine02/20/04 04:36 PM
.*Repetition  poorsoul02/20/04 11:39 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 04:46 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  strangeDivine02/20/04 05:05 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 05:07 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 04:11 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Ville02/20/04 03:09 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  guiltpuppy02/20/04 02:27 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Tin02/20/04 00:59 AM
.*Tin is in, like Flynn  ohramonaModerator02/20/04 07:37 PM
.*Re: Tin is in, like Flynn  Tin02/24/04 06:21 PM
.*Re: Tin is in, like Flynn  mudley02/20/04 08:19 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Lacrimans02/19/04 11:58 PM
.*As if I need to remind you  Monkeyboy02/19/04 11:48 PM
.*Re: As if I need to remind you  diamondogz7402/20/04 06:55 AM
.*Re: As if I need to remind you  Monkeyboy02/20/04 12:11 PM
.*leave the capsule if you dare  ohramonaModerator02/20/04 00:30 AM
.*Cruise  poorsoul02/20/04 11:19 PM
.*He said there'd be plenty  WildWind02/20/04 00:45 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy02/20/04 01:37 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy12/06/07 05:50 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy02/01/10 01:23 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  ohramonaModerator02/10/10 10:34 PM
.*i'm glad he's dead  Glitterbot02/20/04 01:51 AM
.*Awesome!  Monkeyboy02/20/04 00:35 AM
.*The important things, y'know  WildWind02/19/04 11:33 PM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 06:51 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  SugarPlumFairy02/20/04 06:55 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 08:17 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  krettis02/20/04 08:21 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:08 PM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  krettis02/21/04 09:47 AM
.*... sitting in a tin can ...  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 11:46 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  JarethsGirl02/19/04 10:57 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  dukewhite02/19/04 11:02 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  elvenlass02/19/04 10:23 PM
.*Commencing countdown, engine's on ...  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:59 PM
.*Re: Commencing countdown, engine's on ...  elvenlass02/20/04 08:55 PM
.*Oh the horror  SugarPlumFairy02/19/04 10:20 PM
.*Jump  poorsoul02/20/04 00:07 AM
.*For the good of all  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:24 PM
.*Re: For the good of all  SugarPlumFairy02/19/04 10:30 PM
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