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white rabbit
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02/27/04 12:14 PM
cuyahoga [re: ohramona]  

If you haven’t all 13 slots filled yet, I’ll enter the competition for the position. I’m not completely out of my child bearing years altogether but would rather not reproduce if I can help it, although if the survival of the species depends on it, I could be persuaded. Especially if the high cost of day care is not a factor and most especially if EuropeanCanon is on board. I have a bachelor’s degree in elementary education with a media endorsement, though it’s presently collecting dust in a box somewhere, but the knowledge gained in those seven years of college may prove useful in helping to shape our young offspring’s minds and lives. In its heyday, my toddler storytimes always had waitlists and I have more nursery rhymes committed to memory than the average person. At the very least, I can write a mean Madeline Hunter style lesson plan in five minutes or less.

It seems that food preparation is accounted for but I could assist Tin with many of her many duties including livestock care taking. What she meant to say was “My skill with animals is one comparable only to white rabbit’s.” Somehow I have a feeling we’d work very well together.

You mentioned having supplies – “We … have managed to horde away enough supplies to sustain 13 people …” – but one thing that no one has addressed (and if they have and I missed it, then I do apologize) is who will be in charge of these supplies? Surely you will need someone to organize, account for, and ration them much like the task Sir Ernest Shackleton appointed to Thomas Orde-Lees aboard the Endurance on the heroic 1914 Antarctic expedition. And who better to do this duty than one who catalogs items for a living? I believe I am up for the challenge in this area.

In addition, I’m also generally personable, trustworthy, discreet, mostly non-confrontational and don’t eat much. I also have years of experience dealing with stark, monotonous scenery and endless, mind-numbing hours of solitary thumb-twirling having grown up in Nebraska. I can’t think of any better preparation for a journey of undetermined length and peril into the far reaches of space than that (except perhaps living in North Dakota).

If this is not enough to convince you, well, I guess I’ll be back on earth waiting for the end of the world while watching sports with EJ and Strawman, but only if they allow me to squeak in some televised figure skating every now and then.

Thank you in advance for your consideration.



I can't be late I got a date


 
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*Spaceship TW  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:12 PM
.*Not like I'll get on but...  Kristin Machina02/28/04 03:23 AM
.*. . . 5 . . . .   ohramonaModerator02/28/04 09:16 AM
.*Re: . . . 5 . . . .   Kristin Machina02/29/04 05:15 AM
.* . . . 4 . . . .   ohramonaModerator02/29/04 04:06 PM
.*Re: . . . 4 . . . .   Strawman12/05/07 06:09 PM
.*.  ohramonaModerator02/18/08 04:43 PM
.*The Final Straw  EJSundayModerator03/01/04 04:27 AM
.* . . . 3 . . .   ohramonaModerator03/01/04 06:59 AM
.*Re: The Final Straw  Starlite03/01/04 06:10 AM
.*Re: The Final Straw  EJSundayModerator03/01/04 07:00 AM
.*The Love Shack  white rabbit03/01/04 10:25 AM
.* . . . 2 . ..   ohramonaModerator03/01/04 04:35 PM
.*hey, i can dig the appeal of tweedy's thighs...  beatled12/05/07 08:09 PM
.*Re: . . . 2 . ..   Strawman06/24/05 09:41 AM
.*Re: The Love Shack  HotJareth03/01/04 10:42 AM
.*Update  pablopicasso03/01/04 02:15 PM
.*Re: . . . 5 . . . .   AnnLanders02/28/04 05:42 PM
..cuyahoga   white rabbit02/27/04 12:14 PM
.* . . . 6 . . .  ohramonaModerator02/27/04 05:37 PM
.*Naked  poorsoul02/28/04 03:03 AM
.*For the good of the world...  JonnyManic02/22/04 07:44 PM
.*Re: For the good of the world...  Coldfyr02/22/04 07:55 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Halloween Jill02/22/04 07:22 PM
.*My last card...  Strawman02/22/04 02:50 PM
.* . 9 . . .   ohramonaModerator02/23/04 08:52 PM
.*Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  Tin02/24/04 07:01 PM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  RabbitFighter02/25/04 09:39 AM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  Tin02/25/04 01:03 PM
.*Re: Cleavers up, sauté pan at the ready  RabbitFighter02/26/04 09:45 AM
.*"You Know What You Are"  Tin02/26/04 02:24 PM
.*Seven words...  Strawman02/24/04 07:16 PM
.* ... 8 ...  ohramonaModerator02/25/04 04:16 PM
.*Earthlings  EJSundayModerator02/25/04 04:38 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  Strawman02/25/04 05:44 PM
.* . . . 7 . . .   ohramonaModerator02/25/04 08:49 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  pablopicasso02/25/04 05:04 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  Earthling702/25/04 05:10 PM
.*Re: Earthlings  pablopicasso02/25/04 05:18 PM
.*Wrong words.  Tin02/24/04 10:45 PM
.*Tasteless heat...  Strawman02/24/04 11:55 AM
.*spicy muck  JonnyManic02/23/04 09:03 PM
.*Re: spicy muck  diamondogz7402/24/04 06:25 AM
.*Re: spicy muck  guiltpuppy02/23/04 09:11 PM
.*Mexican "cuisine" : spice to hide the rancid meat  JonnyManic02/24/04 07:43 PM
.*Re: My last card...  RabbitFighter02/23/04 09:16 AM
.*Re: My last card...  diamondogz7402/22/04 03:37 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Tristan02/22/04 11:37 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  diamondogz7402/22/04 03:41 PM
.*I'm younger than Bowie.  Tristan02/22/04 07:03 PM
.*I'm younger than Bowie, too!  bulletprooffaces02/23/04 11:45 AM
.*diamond dog babies.  Tristan02/24/04 09:29 AM
.*Re: diamond dog babies.  diamondogz7402/25/04 07:53 AM
.*DiamondDunce74  Tristan02/25/04 12:15 PM
.*Re: DiamondDunce74  diamondogz7402/28/04 08:10 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  diamondogz7402/23/04 02:44 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  SysiyoModerator02/23/04 04:10 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  diamondogz7402/24/04 06:20 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  SysiyoModerator02/24/04 06:22 AM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie, too!  bulletprooffaces02/23/04 06:09 PM
.*Sour Grapes...  Strawman02/23/04 06:19 PM
.*he he he   pablopicasso02/23/04 06:31 PM
.*Re: I'm younger than Bowie.  diamondogz7402/23/04 07:21 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  diamondogz7402/22/04 02:12 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Beltene02/21/04 07:30 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Earthling702/21/04 02:58 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  CAwesome02/21/04 03:24 PM
.*Obligations  ohyeah02/21/04 02:31 PM
.*pratt promise  beatled02/21/04 01:15 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 09:14 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Atonalexpress02/21/04 00:08 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Starlite02/20/04 05:31 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  RabbitFighter02/21/04 10:18 AM
.*Golden boys and golden girls  eraserhead02/21/04 03:16 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Lacrimans02/20/04 01:58 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Beltene02/20/04 12:26 PM
.*The Only Survivor Of The TW People's Gang  EJSundayModerator02/20/04 11:28 AM
.*You would look great in a Stooges cap  eraserhead02/20/04 09:20 AM
.*our commander still, space dog  White Prism02/21/04 07:33 AM
.*raising turtles, the grapefruit is winning  eraserhead02/21/04 08:59 AM
.*Interstellar Overdrive  White Prism02/21/04 05:16 PM
.*Jesus & Space  eraserhead02/22/04 05:44 AM
.*Re: our commander still, space dog  guiltpuppy02/21/04 07:45 AM
.*blast off  JonnyManic02/20/04 09:02 AM
.*Re: blast off  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:12 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Strawman02/20/04 08:08 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Myriada02/20/04 07:34 AM
.*Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 07:54 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  Myriada02/22/04 02:40 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume some  Atonalexpress02/22/04 03:10 AM
.*Jesus loves me, why can't you?  Starlite02/22/04 01:23 AM
.*You've really made the grade!  ohramonaModerator02/22/04 11:12 AM
.*EuropeanCanon - the thinking woman's viagra!  EuropeanCanon02/23/04 05:32 PM
.*Too bad his glamour shot is probably archived  WildWind02/23/04 06:34 PM
.*Re: EuropeanCanon - the thinking woman's viagra!  Strawman02/23/04 06:07 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Grey_Nihilist02/22/04 04:07 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Earthling702/22/04 02:15 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  RealThing02/22/04 12:43 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  Monkeyboy02/23/04 08:51 PM
.*10 ...  ohramonaModerator02/23/04 08:29 PM
.*Re: 10 ...  RealThing02/23/04 10:33 PM
.*Re: 10 ...  Monkeyboy02/25/04 08:34 PM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  SugarPlumFairy02/22/04 11:38 AM
.*Re: You've really made the grade!  RabbitFighter02/22/04 11:23 AM
.*Xenon  poorsoul02/21/04 10:59 PM
.*Re: Take your protein pills and pad your resume so  elvenlass02/21/04 09:52 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  karmastarman02/20/04 07:17 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  th0mas02/20/04 06:39 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  RabbitFighter02/20/04 06:04 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Nature_Boy02/20/04 04:56 AM
.*Put your helmet on  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 05:26 PM
.*There's something wrong!  ohramonaModerator02/21/04 06:47 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  diamondogz7402/22/04 09:34 AM
.*Retrial  EJSundayModerator02/22/04 07:35 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  Ville02/22/04 05:49 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  Lacrimans02/21/04 08:02 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  SysiyoModerator02/21/04 06:53 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  RabbitFighter02/21/04 06:57 PM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  SysiyoModerator02/22/04 06:47 AM
.*Re: There's something wrong!  RabbitFighter02/22/04 10:51 AM
.*but i'm afraid to die!  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 06:04 PM
.*Soporific...  Strawman02/21/04 06:58 PM
.*didn't want a ride on yr damned ship anyway...  bulletprooffaces02/21/04 07:05 PM
.*Re: Put your helmet on  RealThing02/21/04 05:53 PM
.*Talentless, but  strangeDivine02/20/04 02:22 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:19 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 02:26 PM
.*Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  strangeDivine02/20/04 04:36 PM
.*Repetition  poorsoul02/20/04 11:39 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 04:46 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  strangeDivine02/20/04 05:05 PM
.*Re: Talentless, but not Sysiyoless  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 05:07 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  SysiyoModerator02/20/04 04:11 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Ville02/20/04 03:09 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  guiltpuppy02/20/04 02:27 AM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Tin02/20/04 00:59 AM
.*Tin is in, like Flynn  ohramonaModerator02/20/04 07:37 PM
.*Re: Tin is in, like Flynn  Tin02/24/04 06:21 PM
.*Re: Tin is in, like Flynn  mudley02/20/04 08:19 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  Lacrimans02/19/04 11:58 PM
.*As if I need to remind you  Monkeyboy02/19/04 11:48 PM
.*Re: As if I need to remind you  diamondogz7402/20/04 06:55 AM
.*Re: As if I need to remind you  Monkeyboy02/20/04 12:11 PM
.*leave the capsule if you dare  ohramonaModerator02/20/04 00:30 AM
.*Cruise  poorsoul02/20/04 11:19 PM
.*He said there'd be plenty  WildWind02/20/04 00:45 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy02/20/04 01:37 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy12/06/07 05:50 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  Monkeyboy02/01/10 01:23 AM
.*Re: He said there'd be plenty  ohramonaModerator02/10/10 10:34 PM
.*i'm glad he's dead  Glitterbot02/20/04 01:51 AM
.*Awesome!  Monkeyboy02/20/04 00:35 AM
.*The important things, y'know  WildWind02/19/04 11:33 PM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 06:51 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  SugarPlumFairy02/20/04 06:55 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 08:17 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  krettis02/20/04 08:21 AM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  diamondogz7402/20/04 03:08 PM
.*Re: The important things, y'know  krettis02/21/04 09:47 AM
.*... sitting in a tin can ...  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 11:46 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  JarethsGirl02/19/04 10:57 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  dukewhite02/19/04 11:02 PM
.*Re: Spaceship TW  elvenlass02/19/04 10:23 PM
.*Commencing countdown, engine's on ...  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:59 PM
.*Re: Commencing countdown, engine's on ...  elvenlass02/20/04 08:55 PM
.*Oh the horror  SugarPlumFairy02/19/04 10:20 PM
.*Jump  poorsoul02/20/04 00:07 AM
.*For the good of all  ohramonaModerator02/19/04 10:24 PM
.*Re: For the good of all  SugarPlumFairy02/19/04 10:30 PM
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