When you became a Bowie fan?
11, I suspect. Possibly younger.
When you moved from your parents' house?
When you started masturbating?
I'm thinking 11. I'd have started earlier but it took me a couple of goes to determine there was more to it than just shaking it around.
When you lost your virginity?
19. You guys should have been there, it was great.
When you got your drivers license?
Can't say I'm in any rush, I see cars as dangerous weapons that should be less prominent in our society, and I'm holding out against adding to the state of affairs so long as I can get away with it. Plus they're fuckin' expensive.
When you got married?
Got married emotionally at 17 with the lucky lady referenced two questions up - but not legally as of yet. I'm hesitant to look too much like a baby in the wedding photos, I don't want us looking at them in our old age and seeing different people, at least, not much more than can be helped. Would like to be married before having kids though.
When you had your first child?
Steady on, chap. Only a matter of time now, though. Wish me luck, fathers of TW!
When you joined TW?
16. Even then I could run circles around most of the twits here.
When you replied to this thread?
20. God, I'll be dead before I know it if I keep aging at this rate.
I could be a genius if I just put my mind to it.