When you became a Bowie fan? 14
When you moved from your parents' house? Still here.
When you started masturbating? Probably about 6, though I didn't know what I was doing was sexual, nor that doing it in front of others is generally looked down upon.
When you lost your virginity? Haven't yet.
When you got your drivers license? Still bussing.
When you got married? n/a
When you had your first child? n/a
When you joined TW? 15
When you replied to this thread? 18
When you realized you were gay/bi? I'm not.
When you first left your country? 14 - School trip to Toronto
When you got the job you work at now? Unemployed/Student.
When did you first catch your parents having sex? I wanna say about 5 or 6. I had a bad dream and practically sleep walked into my parents' bedroom. Luckily, I didn't realize what was going on or even remember until my mom told me two years ago.
When did you first try an illegal substance? 16

How sickeningly average my time table is (for the most part).

I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol. - Steven Seagal