Catch Parents Fucking? Never have, too.
Illegal Substance? well, I tried MJ at 23... didn't do much for me.
Last time I had to change jobs? 23, when I got my current job. Duh! That question's the same as the previous one.
Longest period of depression? I dunno, maybe a month or so.
OK, now stop adding questions so I don't have to come back here and answer them! Friggin' pushy, prying close-talkin' people... BTW, watch out, this is slowly turning into one of those innocence quiz things that ask all sorts of indecent questions about cock rings and nose rings and stuff. Also, let's not get those last two things mixed up again. Last time I mixed them up I couldn't feel my nose for a week!