I'm a lot more incoherent in real life because I have the ability to talk without thinking what I'm saying. Before I know it, I've usually insulted half a room of drunk nutters and am being chased down the road by a shaven headed blood shot lunatic.
You'd be amazed at the crap that doesn't make the cut in many of my posts.
"Look mate, jus cos I'm wearing a Berghouse jacket and asking you for tabs, don't mean I'm a chav." - Anonymous Chav.