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It never even occured to me to come up with some clever name like JarethsGirl or HotForZiggysPants.
Hindsight is 20/20.
Like Dara, I'm much better at expressing myself in writing. I probably come across as more of a dullard in actual conversation, as I'm always searching for a word that just won't come to me. (Do you ever wish you had the ability to proofread your thoughts before saying them outloud.)
I think I'm funnier off the internet. Most of my humor relies on delivery, situations, and playing off of others. I like to test the waters to see if people are feeling my jokes, then I get progressively bolder until I'm just non-stop. Then I tend to get a little giddy and over the top, much like a child on a sugar rush, and have to bring myself down again. It's harder to tell if you're tickling someone's fancy over the computer, so I rarely get to that level of supreme confidence.
I'm very unconfrontational, on and offline. I rarely make fun of someone (to their face) unless I know it won't hurt their feelings, and even then, I try not to laugh at the expense of others (unless they really have it coming.)
Yeah, I'm pretty much the same.
O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.