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(stardust savant)
11/27/05 02:19 AM
Minister Monkeyboy, or, Let's get ordained!  

So I went to a party tonight where I someone informed me they recently got ordained online so that they could officiate at a friend's wedding. I've heard of these instant online ordinations before, but I wasn't sure if they were legal.

Apparently--they are.

Cheap, too. You can get ordained as a minister or reverend for free at Universal Life Church, or for $19.95 at Progressive Universal Life Church, but that includes a certificate and a wallet license. And you can officially perform all ministerial duties (weddings, funerals, baptisms, etc) in all 50 states, with the exception of New York City.

The only thing they ask is that you promote freedom of religion, which, you know, is far less ethically problematic than what most contracts ask.

So how about it? Anyone else up for some instant ordination?

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*Minister Monkeyboy, or, Let's get ordained!  Starlite11/27/05 02:19 AM
.*Re: Minister Monkeyboy, or, Let's get ordained!  guiltpuppy11/29/05 00:39 AM
.*Re: Minister Monkeyboy, or, Let's get ordained!  carsten11/28/05 07:46 AM
.*Re: Minister Monkeyboy, or, Let's get ordained!  FritzFassbender11/27/05 09:47 PM
.*Update!  Monkeyboy11/27/05 05:56 PM
.*Further update  Monkeyboy01/14/06 07:36 AM
.*Re: Further update  Bamboo701/14/06 01:45 PM
.*Re: Further update  diamondogz7401/14/06 09:52 AM
.*Re: Further update  Monkeyboy01/14/06 02:36 PM
.*Re: Further update  diamondogz7401/14/06 04:00 PM
.*Re: Further update  guiltpuppy01/14/06 02:51 PM
.*crib notes  Tin11/29/05 02:48 AM
.*We're all thinking it  strangeDivine11/27/05 06:13 PM
.*Re: Minister Monkeyboy, or, Let's get ordained!  JamieSim11/27/05 04:42 PM
.*Re: Minister Monkeyboy, or, Let's get ordained!  Monkeyboy11/27/05 04:54 PM
.*Oh my fucking God!  Monkeyboy11/27/05 03:24 PM
.*Re: Oh my fucking God!  Starlite11/27/05 04:39 PM
.*Re: Oh my fucking God!  Monkeyboy11/27/05 04:49 PM
.*Re: Oh my fucking God!  JamieSim11/27/05 04:56 PM
.*Re: Oh my fucking God!  Starlite11/28/05 01:33 AM
.*Re: Oh my fucking God!  JamieSim11/28/05 10:38 AM
.*Do I hear an amen?  White Prism11/28/05 12:50 PM
.*Father Greg  strangeDivine11/28/05 02:04 PM
.*Re: Father Greg  FastChanges11/28/05 02:26 PM
.*Re: Oh my fucking God!  Monkeyboy11/27/05 05:00 PM
.*Re: Oh my fucking God!  JamieSim11/27/05 05:04 PM
.*Re: Oh my fucking God!  Monkeyboy11/27/05 05:51 PM
.*Jeezy Creezy  strangeDivine11/27/05 05:13 PM
.*Re: Jeezy Creezy  FastChanges11/27/05 05:31 PM
.*Re: Jeezy Creezy  strangeDivine11/27/05 05:34 PM
.*And don't call me Jeezy Creezy  JarethsGirl11/27/05 10:32 PM
.**faints*  strangeDivine11/27/05 10:47 PM
.*Money is no dissuader  strangeDivine11/27/05 04:56 PM
.*Re: Money is no dissuader  Monkeyboy11/27/05 05:04 PM
.*I'm already a Discordian pope!  strangeDivine11/27/05 02:35 AM
.*Re: I'm already a Discordian pope!  RabbitFighter11/27/05 03:26 AM
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