I just had a look at Who's Online.

8 registered users, but only two of us brave enough to show our faces (Anisette was the other).

And 20 Anonymous users!!!

Explanation?

A lot of sad people who have nothing better to do on Christmas Eve than come here, but are scared to admit it.

Come on, cowards. We know you're here. Log in and show your ashamed faces.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."