Right... I just got a mysterious phone call on my mobile. They proceeded to talk incomprehensibly at me, then hung up. Minutes later I recieved as a message.
"Sorry, who are u and why u send me mes?"
I reply " Sorry, I haven't the foggiest who you are, and I haven't sent any messages on my phone for two days. You have a wrong number."
Then I recieve the bit I need help understanding.
"Mayby some body use your sim card b4 1-2 month.sorry bc b4 somebody make joke."
Despite having gained some experience reading DD74's posts that makes as much sense as religion to me. Can somebody please explain what on earth this mysterious person might mean.
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