I recall a girl that I had enormously strong feelings for - she possessed everything I was looking for in a girl around that time in my life - prettiness, popularity, a vulnerability that I loved to exploit and she was genuinely interested in everything I did, except sex It took me the best part of three & a half months to finally get into her knickers and when I did I discovered that she had the most stinkiest twot one could ever imagine Turns out it was a medical condition which couldn't be remedied & sweet smelling vaginal deodorants constantly gave her thrush, so naturally I had to move on.

Shame - she was a nice girl.