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Well, you have cereal with milk don't you?

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No, I start the day with killing and eating a reindeer as I simultaneously urinate on American flag.

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I voted for the Crunchatizer. Me and the Cap'n make it happen whenever possible. (Not often, due to the household ban on carbs. But, when I'm over a friend's house that I'm close enough to to raid their pantry without shame, it usually ends in a swishy, happy belly and bloody gums.)

Many girls want to be carnal with me... because I am such a premium dancer!