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JarethsGirl
(stardust savant)
06/13/06 08:52 AM
The sad thing is, I didn't make it up [re: EmpireStateHuman]  

Okay, for one thing, you can't get away with saying Captain Crunch. It is, and always will be, Cap'n. It's gotta rhyme with happen, after all.

He is the son of Admiral Horatio Crunch, Sr. and Gidget Runningstar, and was born and raised on Crunch Island in the Milk Sea. Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch's story started at East Point Breakfast School, the military training school for breakfast cereal mascots. A graduate of the class of 1969, Horatio Crunch quickly became Lieutenant Crunch. He saw action in the mascot wars of 1972, and suffered wounds to his head, which to this day, he keeps covered up with his trademark blue hat. For valorous actions in battle, Lieutenant Crunch was promoted to the rank of Cap'n, a title he currently holds today.

The product he peddles is an exceedingly sugary corn-based cereal. Its been cutting the roofs of mouths of the millions of young'uns who've been bewitched by the Cap's lurid spell on Saturday mornings since the dawn of Crunch. According to Wikipedia, each individual piece of cereal is supposed to resemble a treasure chest, but to me they look like little mink hand warmers.

Anyway, if my diet permitted me to eat cereal on a regular basis, I wouldn't be dealing with name brand stuff. I'm in college, so "generic" is a key word in my day to day life. I'd rather get a ten pound bag of the same exact thing, just called something stupider. (This applies to medicine and tuna, as well.)

Okay. I did my part. Do hurry and explain, as I've always wondered about that extra vowel.

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*TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Bamboo706/13/06 00:01 AM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  th0mas06/15/06 06:11 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Tin06/14/06 09:47 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Monkeyboy06/15/06 00:50 AM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Tin06/15/06 02:24 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Monkeyboy06/15/06 03:06 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Tristan06/14/06 07:04 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Bamboo706/14/06 07:31 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Tristan06/14/06 08:41 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Monkeyboy06/14/06 07:36 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Monkeyboy06/14/06 07:07 PM
.*Your poll is a farce...  Monkeyboy06/14/06 06:00 PM
.*Re: Your poll is a farce...  Bamboo706/14/06 06:04 PM
.*Re: Your poll is a farce...  Monkeyboy06/14/06 06:07 PM
.*Wow! Someone else knows about Quisp!?!  Bamboo706/14/06 06:09 PM
.*Re: Wow! Someone else knows about Quisp!?!  Monkeyboy06/14/06 06:11 PM
.*Re: Wow! Someone else knows about Quisp!?!  Bamboo706/14/06 06:16 PM
.*Re: Wow! Someone else knows about Quisp!?!  Monkeyboy06/14/06 06:18 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Claude06/13/06 04:21 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  diamondogz7406/14/06 11:49 AM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Claude06/14/06 07:32 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Monkeyboy06/14/06 06:09 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  tv eye06/13/06 06:03 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Froggy Starlust06/13/06 02:44 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Bamboo706/13/06 03:02 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  JamieSim06/13/06 12:14 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  schizophrenic06/13/06 12:11 PM
.*not anymore  AdamAdministrator06/13/06 10:08 AM
.*Re: not anymore  diamondogz7406/13/06 10:16 AM
.*Re: not anymore  Partner_David06/13/06 10:29 AM
.*Re: not anymore  AdamAdministrator06/13/06 10:19 AM
.*Re: not anymore  diamondogz7406/13/06 10:38 AM
.*TW Weight Watchers  EmpireStateHuman06/13/06 11:12 AM
.*congee  AdamAdministrator06/13/06 11:05 AM
.*Re: congee  diamondogz7406/13/06 03:24 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Froggy Starlust06/13/06 10:07 AM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  Bamboo706/13/06 12:49 PM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  diamondogz7406/13/06 09:14 AM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  sonofsilence06/13/06 06:54 AM
.*Re: TW's favorite breakfast cereal  carsten06/13/06 09:57 AM
.*Marmite on toast, thanks  EmpireStateHuman06/13/06 00:30 AM
.*Re: Marmite on toast, thanks  RabbitFighter06/13/06 03:04 AM
.*Curds and whey  EmpireStateHuman06/13/06 04:56 AM
.*I wish he'd hop off the box and hang out with us  JarethsGirl06/13/06 07:08 AM
.*I'll make you a deal  EmpireStateHuman06/13/06 07:28 AM
.*I will get to acolyte.. I will get to acolyte..  JarethsGirl06/13/06 09:07 AM
..The sad thing is, I didn't make it up  JarethsGirl06/13/06 08:52 AM
.*Re: The sad thing is, I didn't make it up  Bamboo706/13/06 12:51 PM
.*Re: The sad thing is, I didn't make it up  JarethsGirl06/13/06 03:37 PM
.*Indian suicide  Froggy Starlust06/13/06 02:33 PM
.*Ah, Cap'n Horatio Crunch  EmpireStateHuman06/13/06 09:10 AM
.*Think locally, fuck globally  RabbitFighter06/13/06 05:24 AM
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