THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS A PLANE TO GET ITS LIFT VIA THE BERNOULLI EFFECT! THIS HAS TO DO WITH WING SHAPE AND ITS INTERACTION WITH AIR MOVING RAPIDLY PAST! IF THE PLANE HAS NO MOTION RELATIVE TO THE WIND, THERE WILL BE NO LIFT TO FORCE THE FUCKING PLANE UP!!

THAT PLANE IS GOING NO WHERE FAST!! KIND OF!