For those of you over the age of 23, wtfpwned is a hybrid of wtf (what the fuck?!) and pwned (owned). The former is an ejaculation brought about by complete lack of comprehension. The latter refers to a humiliating defeat in which the loser hadn't the slightest capability to defend hirself.
Getting wtfpwned sucks. It's infuriating, bewildering and degrading. It also happens to most people on a fairly regular basis. For the average person, probably about once every two or three months. For someone like Persilot, every other week.
So the question follows: when was the last time this happened to you and how bad was it?
I just want to hold your pretty hand; the rest of you can be dissolved in acid