Mithras, tauroctonicidal maniac and Persian sensate, was the former metier of birthdays before Jesus Christ up and stole it from him. Whose temples were hollowed out of the living rock like Nyx's yawning womb? Whose arcanum dropped critical on the Anatolian coast? Who rocked out syncretic with all y'all heliodromi?

MithRAS! MithRAS! MithRAS! Indeprehensivilis dei!

I just want to hold your pretty hand; the rest of you can be dissolved in acid