See, Phoenix and Rabbit get what I'm talkin' about. Fuck this easing into death business. Y'all are probably the type that takes 15 minutes to get into the pool. Me, I wanna be up and running until something knocks my ass down.

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Cancer - I don't have a car.

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Well, I don't either, but you don't need one to get hit by one, that's for damn sure! Even disregarding preference, I just have to concede the statistical reality that, as a cyclist, I'm a lot more likely to get wtfpwned by a 4runner than choke on a chemo cocktail.

I just want to hold your pretty hand; the rest of you can be dissolved in acid