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ziggfried
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09/14/06 10:08 PM
Re: Don't Thank God - Thank Gun [re: PHOENIX]  

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I hazard a bet that if they had of started making Sledge Hammer these days a greater proportion of critics would have no doubt said it was a scathing reproach on America's reaction to 9/11.


The time is right for the return of Sledge! From [series creator] Alan Spencer's The Return of Sledge Hammer!...

Sledge felt America was heading in the wrong direction. It had become gentle, soft and interminably peaceful.

One thing Hammer knew for sure: You could always count on those tides changing.

And when Hammer placed his beloved Magnum on the pillow beside him and drifted off to sleep, he dreamt of a day when chaos and disorder would make a welcome return.

Because that would be the day that Sledge Hammer and his “Gun” would be needed again.

Sure enough, years later… Hammer awoke one morning to discover a world where evildoers had returned in droves, forcing American to return to its proud ass kickin’ roots.

For the first time, Sledge found a politician he actually liked: George W. Bush.

Hammer respected a President who mostly talked about war and blowing things up… with a foreign policy that amounted to blasting other countries to smithereens.

In fact, Hammer had been vacationing in Florida during the last election… and was so impressed by candidate Bush that he voted for him three times.

Hammer sincerely hoped that when the U.S. was done obliterating all the vermin on foreign soil… the current administration could be convinced to attack Wisconsin, since that’s where Sledge’s ex-wife was living.

And as Hammer was savoring this blissful thought, the phone rang.

Sledge didn’t recognize the voice on the other end, but he did recognize the man’s title: Head of Homeland Security.

Hammer accepted the collect call.

And subsequently, Sledge was informed of a new and powerful weapon that had fallen into the wrong hands… and how the higher-ups in Washington felt the time had come to fight fire with gunfire.

So… after fifteen long years, Inspector Sledge Hammer was taken off suspension.





 
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* In rememberance of a Nation under fire on 9/11  diamondogz7409/11/06 09:23 AM
.*Re: In rememberance of a Nation under fire on 9/1  Froggy Starlust09/11/06 06:32 PM
.*Fucking French  Remade/Remodeled09/11/06 11:34 PM
.*Re: Fucking French  Froggy Starlust09/12/06 04:44 AM
.*Re: Fucking French  theidiot209/12/06 05:11 AM
.*What?  Monkeyboy09/11/06 04:09 PM
.*Mr Vice-President  poorsoul09/12/06 03:52 AM
.*I spy with my little eye  anisette09/11/06 04:20 PM
.*Re: In rememberance of a Nation under fire on 9/11  th0mas09/11/06 10:03 AM
.*Re: In rememberance of a Nation under fire on 9/11  PHOENIX09/11/06 10:17 AM
.*Re: In rememberance of a Nation under fire on 9/11  diamondogz7409/11/06 10:30 AM
.*You all read this five years ago of course  KModerator09/11/06 12:14 PM
.*Re: You all read this five years ago of course  Mxy09/11/06 02:46 PM
.*Not likely to forget something like that!  PHOENIX09/11/06 09:34 AM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  diamondogz7409/11/06 09:44 AM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  Sam_X09/11/06 11:51 AM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  ziggfried09/13/06 06:55 PM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  EJ09/14/06 05:06 AM
.*Trust me...I know what I'm doing!  ziggfried09/14/06 05:24 AM
.*Don't Thank God - Thank Gun  EJ09/14/06 09:59 AM
.*Re: Don't Thank God - Thank Gun  PHOENIX09/14/06 09:32 PM
..Re: Don't Thank God - Thank Gun  ziggfried09/14/06 10:08 PM
.*Great thread  PHOENIX09/15/06 05:41 AM
.*In rememberance of cuddly mascots under fire  ziggfried09/15/06 08:50 AM
.*Close Encounters of the Furry Kind  EuropeanCanon09/15/06 09:50 AM
.*Re: In rememberance of cuddly mascots under fire  theidiot209/15/06 09:03 AM
.*Re: In rememberance of cuddly mascots under fire  ziggfried09/15/06 09:57 AM
.*Re: In rememberance of cuddly mascots under fire  EJ09/15/06 09:43 AM
.*A Miracle  EJ09/15/06 06:21 AM
.*Re: Don't Thank God - Thank Gun  EJ09/15/06 05:36 AM
.*Make War - Not Love  ziggfried09/14/06 10:30 AM
.*Re: Make War - Not Love  EJ09/14/06 10:37 AM
.*Re: Make War - Not Love  ziggfried09/14/06 11:02 AM
.*Re: Make War - Not Love  EJ09/14/06 11:15 AM
.*Re: Make War - Not Love  ziggfried09/14/06 11:27 AM
.*Re: Make War - Not Love  EJ09/14/06 11:53 AM
.*Re: Make War - Not Love  ziggfried09/14/06 12:12 PM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  diamondogz7409/11/06 02:39 PM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  Mxy09/11/06 02:57 PM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  diamondogz7409/12/06 10:02 AM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  Mxy09/12/06 04:35 PM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  diamondogz7409/13/06 09:45 AM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  Monkeyboy09/13/06 02:59 PM
.*Re: Not likely to forget something like that!  Mxy09/13/06 02:35 PM
.*FOX!!! not bloody likely  diamondogz7409/14/06 02:27 PM
.*Re: FOX!!! not bloody likely  Mxy09/14/06 07:33 PM
.*Re: FOX!!! not bloody likely  diamondogz7409/15/06 07:01 AM
.*Re: FOX!!! not bloody likely  Mxy09/15/06 10:08 PM
.*Plastic People  diamondogz7409/16/06 07:39 AM
.*Re: Plastic People  Sam_X09/16/06 06:47 PM
.*Re: Plastic People  th0mas09/16/06 12:51 PM
.*Re: FOX!!! not bloody likely  Strawman09/15/06 07:17 AM
.*Throwing the Dogz a bone  Monkeyboy09/14/06 03:24 PM
.*The Paki's are stealing our jobs! Asexual's unite!  Remade/Remodeled09/14/06 02:38 PM
.*Good Lord  EJ09/13/06 10:44 AM
.*Sound Fundamentals  Marquis09/13/06 11:25 AM
.*It Was All God's Help  EJ09/13/06 11:57 AM
.*Cathode ray' V' lcd/plasma  diamondogz7409/13/06 11:41 AM
.*Bigfoot's Wristwatch  Marquis09/13/06 02:12 PM
.*Re: Bigfoot's Wristwatch  Sam_X09/14/06 10:36 AM
.*Boxed in office  diamondogz7409/14/06 08:52 AM
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