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(theidiot2) Didn't they have any executed stingrays? I'd buy one of those.

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You don't honour the memory of Steve Irwin by buying an executed stingray. You have to go out and execute a stingray yourself!

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(EuropeanCanon) That's it! I think I've discoverd your great calling in life, zig.

If you bought the entire stock of fluffy kangaroo and koala dolls from all these souvenir death camps in Fremantle, then those poor, defenceless creatures would be spared their grisly public humiliation.

Sure, you'd risk the wrath of slightly vexed tourists unable to mark their joyous visit to the Fremantle Motor Museum by purchasing a stuffed marsupial, but just imagine: you'd be hailed as a sort of modern-day Oskar Schindler of the cuddly toy.

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I'm already practicing my cloying self-pitying "I could have done more...I could have done so much more!" speech, when all the cuddly toys congregate to thank me for saving them from Ozwitz.