On Friday:

The Prestige

Plot - Even a bravura performance from David Bowie's moustache - not to mention the best trailer since, well, ever -can't salvage this muddled "thriller" about rival magicians Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale.

Subplot - Marquis struggles to remain interested in the movie, having figured out it's "twist" ending some 45 minutes in.

On Sunday:

Jackass Number Two

Plot - None, but then, you didn't expect one, did you?

Subplot - Will my high last long enough to make the last 30 minutes funny, or will all of this just start to seem exhausting?

Put it to his head and said, "Ya scared ain't ya?"
He said, "Hustler for death, no Heaven for a gangsta."