Bastards. That can't happen here - there's no room at the State Theatre to do anything like that. Funnily enough it's a bit rainy here in Sydney this morning - but all Aussie city streets have awnings which mainly protect you from the sun, but are also good for keeping the rain off.

I was 3rd in the queue (the guy in front of me was waiting to get 9 tickets for some classical bollocks) and there was another guy behind me. Then this young guy comes up (John Cale shades, iPod, VU-chic clothes) and asks "Are you queuing for tickets for Leo Sayer?"

"No", we tell him, "Lou Reed."

"Oh, good" he says.

Stu
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