Well, calling Dogz dumb is verboten from the get-go, which kinda rules you (and, uh, a lot of people) out.
Kudos for Madman's response.
I'm not interested in posting at BZ, but I would browse the topics from time to time. For instance, I like to drop by at BWW once a month to keep my whine immunisation levels at a steady intensity for P-Lo's inevitable return, and to get a feel for anything urgent I think ought to be happening at TW. Hence, I would only register at BZ to read the fora.
Which begs the question, why are the fora 'hidden' in the first place? Why should I sign up when I've no idea what I'm signing up to? Or is that the pull?
Sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head . . .