First three posts of this thread. Monkeyboy says Mika looks Jewish, to which Starlite replies that he's actually half Lebanese, giving the impression he's half Lebanese and half Jeiwsh since no-one mentions that the non-Lebanese half is USAnian.

"I do not remember seeing a too narrow trachea on a cat, but I'm sure they can be bred to have them."
- Marjatta Snellman, professor of clinical veterinary medicine