Ok, ok I know you couldn't care less about this, but whatever. Omg, Mika's unreleased demos/studio outtakes are so good. "Instant Martyr," wow. Too bad no-one gets to hear them (probably because some of them sound way too much like Queen).

Also, he performed wearing a chicken suit the other day. I may be in love.

"why, instead of semen, couldn't men ejaculate strawberry jam or something?"
--jareth's tights
"I have had contact with a vagina."
--strangeDivine