I'm fine with the fact that "themed prostitute" has become the only costume option for women. I just wonder went we'll see the same thing for men. "Pirate" is a common costume; "pirate in a banana hammock" is not. We could also have banana hammock Frankenstein, banana hammock Dracula, banana hammock Wolfman, and figures from contemporary cinema in banana hammocks. Unfortunately these costumes continue to be primarily available in non-banana hammock varieties, thus inhibiting the objectification of men on Halloween. Unfair.

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