1. Boutros Boutros-Ghali
2. Madonna (mangled to death by an agricultural threshing machine)
3. Paul Newman
4. Tony Blair (chokes to death sucking George Bush's cock)
5. Dick Cheney
6. Victoria Beckham (suffocates to death from her ever-expanding plastic tits)
7. Gerry Adams
8. Gary Glitter
9. OJ Simpson
10. The Queen of England

God's footballer hears the voices of angels
Above the choir at Molineux