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So many girls break up with a guy after he lavishes her on Valentine's Day.

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Is that 'lavishes her' or 'ravishes her'?

Personally I probably will get my girlfriend a present. It's a great way to build up brownie points so that the next time she has to bodily drag me out of the pub and into an ambulance, she won't mind quite so much...

Like a Nun on the Run, I'm terrible fun.