Have you ever thought of becoming a cop in a wealthy American suburb, EJ? I think you'd positively shine in that line of work. You sure as fuck can't be a decent journalist unless you work for Fox. But even that you don't have the glowing personality for. Seriously dude: look to America for personal glory. We like sunglasses too!

"OK, I quit. You win. Last post. The end. Goodbye." - Stu, 1 October 2007