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09/15/08 05:50 AM
I like This One [re: JarethsGirl]  

A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, 'You must be in year four.'

'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15."


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*Your best recurrent lame joke  Diamond Frog08/05/08 11:57 AM
.*Re: Your best recurrent lame joke  WildWind09/24/08 01:02 AM
.*Wakka Wakka!  Marquis09/18/08 12:51 PM
.*Re: Wakka Wakka!  Diamond Frog09/18/08 02:37 PM
.*Wrong kid died  ohramonaModerator09/17/08 03:05 PM
.*Re: Wrong kid died  Diamond Frog09/17/08 06:30 PM
.*Re: Your best recurrent lame joke  Strawman09/16/08 08:22 AM
.*Re: Your best recurrent lame joke  Persilot09/13/08 09:20 AM
.*Re: Your best recurrent lame joke  Diamond Frog09/13/08 12:36 PM
.*Re: Your best recurrent lame joke  Persilot09/13/08 12:41 PM
.*Re: Your best recurrent lame joke  Diamond Frog09/13/08 12:49 PM
.*Re: Your best recurrent lame joke  JarethsGirl09/13/08 10:34 PM
.*Re: Your best recurrent lame joke  Diamond Frog09/14/08 04:12 AM
.*try it, it always gets a laugh  JarethsGirl09/14/08 08:59 AM
..I like This One  EJ09/15/08 05:50 AM
.*Lucky Charms  JarethsGirl09/15/08 09:14 AM
.*Re: Your best recurrent lame joke  Patches09/13/08 12:22 PM
.*Ready to die... and loving it  Remade/Remodeled08/06/08 11:57 AM
.*Lame enough?  Emil08/06/08 09:37 AM
.*Re: Lame enough?  Diamond Frog08/06/08 10:33 AM
.*Re: Lame enough?  Emil08/07/08 04:55 AM
.*In Topeka we call this "LULZ"  FredPhelps08/05/08 03:02 PM
.*Re: In Topeka we call this "LULZ"  Diamond Frog08/05/08 05:15 PM
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