I almost picked Lohan but I have a feeling that she'll be around long enough to self destruct for the next generation. I see her as becoming a strange hybrid of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Courtney Love, appearing on some post-apocolyptic version of Match Game. We'll have to explain to our grandchildren that, no, she actually once showed a lot of promise in the remake of The Parent Trap. Then they'll ask "which one?"

No, Paris will go before Lohan. People who come from that sort of cesspool-ish background are survivors. It's the spoiled cunts like Paris who drop quickly. Once life stops bending over backwards for them they lose any "fight" that they think they have. All it will take for Paris to finally snap is for her to hit that inevitable wall, looks-wise. Then she'll look like a Muppet, have a cavernous, chapped vagina, won't be able to control her bowels due to years of anal sex, wonder why nobody wants to ask her about the voice of the old man that she did for All Dogs Go To Heaven VI several years ago, and realize that, no, she never was anywhere as interesting as people acted like she was back when they wanted to fuck her. Then it's all sleeping pills and Smirnov for Paris! Haha!! Take that, you bitch!!

"OK, I quit. You win. Last post. The end. Goodbye." - Stu, 1 October 2007