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to_dizzy
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01/30/10 10:23 AM
A pit bull against an enraged chimp? [re: ]  

I've been thinking lately about a classic battle between two vicious animals.

What would happen if an enraged chimp went up against a trained pit bull? Neither animal feels fear or inhibition or mercy.

You've heard about the recent chimp attacks against humans. With the strength and fury of 10 men, the chimps ripped off faces, gouged out eyes, chewed off complete hands, left their victims a sad, mutilated mess. When one human victim of a chimp attack went on Oprah recently, she had to wear a veil to cover what once was a face.

And what about the awesome strength and brutality of a pit bull? They don't let go. They will rip to shreds a helpless five year old baby. These dogs are so fierce they should put them in zoos, with a sign that reads, "These monsters used to roam the streets."

Lest you think I'm cruel imagining what these two animals might do to each other, think of the movie King Kong. Didn't that pit a gorilla against a dinosaur? That was an awesome fight. Why can't I wonder about a good match like this one? I'd like to imagine that the chimp might win against the bull. However, I don't know. Would you like to see this fight? What if it featured the most fearsome of each species? How much would you pay to watch. What would happen, do you think?




 
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*A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  to_dizzy01/30/10 10:23 AM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  MarkIsolar02/07/10 12:10 PM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  to_dizzy02/07/10 01:10 PM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  Strawman01/31/10 12:34 PM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  Adam01/31/10 09:26 AM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  to_dizzy01/31/10 10:54 AM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  Adam01/31/10 06:22 PM
.*You gonna be startin' something?  power2charm02/01/10 02:25 PM
.*Battle Beasts  Marquis02/01/10 03:14 PM
.*Re: Battle Beasts  sonofsilence02/01/10 03:49 PM
.*Brian?  Strawman02/02/10 03:44 AM
.*Re: Brian?  sonofsilence02/02/10 04:48 AM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  sonofsilence02/01/10 07:41 AM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  Persilot01/31/10 08:09 AM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  to_dizzy01/31/10 08:45 AM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  Persilot01/30/10 01:20 PM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  Monkeyboy01/30/10 02:25 PM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  infidel02/02/10 12:56 PM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  Persilot02/02/10 04:19 PM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  infidel02/04/10 10:58 AM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  to_dizzy02/04/10 09:24 PM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  infidel02/07/10 12:07 PM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  to_dizzy02/07/10 01:01 PM
.*Skippy Balboa  EuropeanCanon02/06/10 07:29 PM
.*Re: Skippy Balboa  to_dizzy02/07/10 07:16 AM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  to_dizzy01/30/10 02:36 PM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  sonofsilence01/31/10 04:42 AM
.*Re: A pit bull against an enraged chimp?  to_dizzy01/31/10 07:36 AM
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