Why do you always have to be so Gay about everything, Nick? It's not as though your type haven't found their place in society.

You have equal opportunity in the workplace, you can legally wed and adopt children, your presence in the media, such as characters on TV, outnumbers heterosexuals, and as for sport; you've even got twats like Ian McKellen campaigning for 'equality' there - as if that's an issue.

It's as though you people are stuck in some kind of time-warp where homosexuality felt the full brunt of discrimination.