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Why do you always have to be so Gay about everything, Nick? It's not as though your type haven't found their place in society.

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That's not the first time you've 'accused' me of being gay, Mark. Again, for what it's worth and for the record (hold the front page, Melody Maker), I'm not gay.

I'm not sure though what it is that makes my posts at TW appear, to you at least, so blatantly 'gay'. You might cite my first post on this thread as an example but I think it’s nothing more than just bog standard, unsophisticated bar room banter, the kind of humour you get from a hairy-arsed pub football team. Whilst I don't have the inclination at all to trawl through my old posts, I'm sure that it's also my default response to your own posts, for whatever reason.

Unfunny I might be, Quentin Crisp I most certainly ain't.

God's footballer hears the voices of angels
Above the choir at Molineux