Hey Quills, how do you reconcile your supposed stand against "mainstream Hollywood crap" with the fact that you once defended the shithouse Star Wars prequels and accused anyone who didn't like them of "wasting their hate"? Kinda hypocritical, no? Or can you at least tell us what kind of highbrow cinematic fare you enjoy? Do you perhaps wank over Enchanted April?

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