HI, this thread is in response to all the "You know you're a redneck when..." jokes. I don't like rednecks.

You know you're an intellectual when:

You'd rather listen to the Smashing Pumpkins than watch the Super Bowi.

You spend a lot of time thinking of chord progressions when you're at work away from your instrument

You'd rather look like an emaciated British rock star than a weightlifter.

You prefer coffee and a telecaster to beer and chicken wings.