Now let's never have a happy birthday thread again.

It's not that I don't like Sysiyo or Wraith2 (I do, I was actually the first one who wished W a happy birthday), it's just that they (the birthday threads, not the posters) seem kind of meaningless to me, like a waste of space. A lot of them also feel forced. It's like, to not wish someone a happy birthday is to declare war on that someone. And you don't wanna go to war, so, instead, you put on a fake smile and say the words.

Also, half of all the people wishing someone a happy birthday probably haven't even talked to the guy before. And what do you do when your board enemy has a birthday thread and everybody's wishing him a happy birthday but you?

And please don't think I'm just a jealous guy who's pissed because he didn't get a birthday thread dedicated to him, because I did get my birthday thread and I was very flattered. If I remember correctly, it was started by the lovely beatled. Hi, beatled!



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