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Marquis
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07/21/04 12:38 PM
I sport the grossest fangs in show biz [re: 96dbFreak]  

See, here's a perfect example of where we could use some clarity:

In reply to:

I think the problem is that some people, and you Americans in particular, are too polite. You go to the bathroom instead of the toilet. You'll be in a public place and ask for the "bathroom" or "restroom". What, do you want to take a bath? Have a nice lie down? Or are you just busting for a crap? See? I come from the north of England and now live in Australia. In both societies we speak plainly. We don't couch our meaning in euphemism to hide our embarrassment. What seem to you to be "spiteful" is in fact, just me being natural (and naturally humorous). Jesus you people would freak if you had to try to get by in the real world (and no, Americaland is not the real world). Yes, I know it's a difficult concept to grasp, just like laughing at something funny without being prompted to do so by a machine.


Now going on what you've said before, I'm going to assume that this is all meant in the spirit of light-hearted Stu-brand fun. Reading it, however, it seems awfully angry (not to mention xenophobic; that works both ways, Stuart), not at all like someone 'taking the piss' as you say.

So I propose that from now on you can italicize all the parts of your posts that are meant to be taken as jokes, and leave plain the rest. Or vice versa. Something, anything, that will indicate an attempt at humor.

See, I'm not sure I need a laugh-track to tell me when something's funny, but it *does* help when it actually *is* funny.

And I know all the roller coasters and cotton candy and foam Uncle Sam masks make you *think* Americaland is nothing but a beautiful dream, but I assure you, it takes real dollars to keep those fuckin' midgets performing night after night in Americaland Presents: An All Midget Revue!

Sadness is for poor people.


 
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*Hey Adam...  96dbFreak07/10/04 07:54 PM
.*Re: Hey Adam...  AdamAdministrator07/10/04 10:55 PM
.*So, sue me  Strawman07/12/04 09:21 AM
.*Who said silent bumping was painless?  AdamAdministrator07/13/04 04:43 AM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  Strawman07/14/04 09:55 AM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  AdamAdministrator07/15/04 07:35 AM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  Strawman07/15/04 07:56 AM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  96dbFreak07/15/04 07:43 PM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  schizophrenic07/15/04 09:31 PM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  pablopicasso07/16/04 02:49 AM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  96dbFreak07/16/04 03:29 AM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  schizophrenic07/17/04 11:37 AM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  96dbFreak07/17/04 08:04 PM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  schizophrenic07/17/04 08:12 PM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  96dbFreak07/17/04 08:30 PM
.*I keep those puppy styles in the Marquis kennels  Marquis07/18/04 05:35 PM
.*Re: I keep those puppy styles in the Marquis kennels  96dbFreak07/18/04 06:25 PM
.*You twerp.  diamondogz7407/19/04 05:59 AM
.*Perfection is my middle name . . .  Marquis07/18/04 06:49 PM
.*Re: Perfection is my middle name . . .  96dbFreak07/18/04 06:55 PM
.*Ba-blaow! How ya like me now?  Marquis07/18/04 08:12 PM
.*Toll the bell  96dbFreak07/18/04 08:25 PM
.*Senses of Humor  Marquis07/18/04 08:39 PM
.*Re: Senses of Humor  96dbFreak07/18/04 08:45 PM
.*A Free Spirit and a Puppet  Marquis07/18/04 09:39 PM
.*Re: A Free Spirit and a Puppet  96dbFreak07/18/04 09:50 PM
.*Christ Almighty  Wraith207/18/04 06:48 PM
.*Re: Christ Almighty  96dbFreak07/18/04 07:59 PM
.*Ok, let me have a go!  Starlite07/18/04 11:14 PM
.*Re: Ok, let me have a go!  96dbFreak07/18/04 11:33 PM
.*Re: Ok, let me have a go!  Starlite07/19/04 00:07 AM
.*A handbag?  96dbFreak07/19/04 00:34 AM
..I sport the grossest fangs in show biz  Marquis07/21/04 12:38 PM
.*Toll the bell  96dbFreak07/21/04 08:47 PM
.*Pay the Private Eye  Marquis07/22/04 06:40 PM
.*Re: Pay the Private Eye  96dbFreak07/22/04 07:53 PM
.*Hey FancyPants, you weren't in this show!  Marquis07/22/04 07:54 PM
.*End the Debate! Begin the Beguine!  JonnyManic08/01/04 07:20 PM
.*Criminal World.  diamondogz7408/02/04 01:28 PM
.*Scream like a baby  CharlieManson08/02/04 02:09 PM
.*Now look here!  diamondogz7408/03/04 06:32 AM
.*I may have to start my old pastimes up again!!!!  CharlieManson08/03/04 06:43 AM
.*I'll try once more.  diamondogz7408/03/04 07:35 AM
.*Re: I'll try once more.  dukewhite08/03/04 12:50 PM
.*Wow, this is fascinating stuff  White Prism08/03/04 04:40 PM
.*Re: Wow, this is fascinating stuff  krettis08/04/04 05:11 AM
.*Changes...  diamondogz7408/04/04 05:46 AM
.*Re: Changes...  RabbitFighter08/04/04 07:08 AM
.*Re: Changes...  krettis08/04/04 08:24 AM
.*Child Rearing the Marquis Way  Marquis08/04/04 11:33 AM
.*Re: Child Rearing the Marquis Way  krettis08/04/04 11:48 AM
.*Clipping Coupons  Marquis08/04/04 01:43 PM
.*Re: Clipping Coupons  krettis08/04/04 02:23 PM
.*My soul, and whats left of it.  diamondogz7408/04/04 03:27 PM
.*Re: My soul, and whats left of it.  schizophrenic08/04/04 03:30 PM
.*You numbskull  diamondogz7408/05/04 06:16 AM
.*Re: My soul, and whats left of it.  krettis08/04/04 03:34 PM
.*TW Op-Ed  Marquis08/04/04 03:01 PM
.*Honesty  krettis08/04/04 03:30 PM
.*Weakness this, bitch!  Marquis08/04/04 04:27 PM
.*Marquis... oh that one!  krettis08/04/04 04:31 PM
.*Re: Marquis... oh that one!  Starlite08/04/04 06:38 PM
.*We Like Roy  Marquis08/05/04 05:59 PM
.*Re: TW Op-Ed  schizophrenic08/04/04 03:08 PM
.*I do NOT lie.  diamondogz7408/03/04 01:16 PM
.*Peace  poorsoul08/03/04 10:44 AM
.*Dear, dear poorsoul  diamondogz7408/03/04 12:54 PM
.*Re: Dear, dear poorsoul  CharlieManson08/03/04 01:13 PM
.*Charlie's stealing my crappy puns!  White Prism08/02/04 02:17 PM
.*Re: Criminal World.  RabbitFighter08/02/04 01:56 PM
.*Slang, not expletive.  diamondogz7408/02/04 03:45 PM
.*Re: Slang, not expletive.  Starlite08/03/04 01:59 AM
.*Slang my ass! A twat is a twat!  RabbitFighter08/02/04 05:36 PM
.*Re: Slang my ass! A twat is a twat!  pablopicasso08/02/04 05:39 PM
.*Re: Slang my ass! A twat is a twat!  RabbitFighter08/02/04 06:11 PM
.*Re: End the Debate! Begin the Beguine!  96dbFreak08/02/04 00:51 AM
.*Re: End the Debate! Begin the Beguine!  CharlieManson08/02/04 02:50 AM
.*don't be sad, Kenny Baker's a hard act to follow  JonnyManic08/02/04 11:37 AM
.*Short sided or fun?  Tristan07/21/04 01:43 PM
.*Opposable thumbs  ohramonaModerator07/21/04 03:16 PM
.*The aunt syndrome.  Tristan07/21/04 04:26 PM
.*Re: Opposable thumbs  schizophrenic07/21/04 03:58 PM
.*Arkansas=Awesome  Marquis07/21/04 02:24 PM
.*A black one at Victoria station  Starlite07/19/04 01:10 AM
.*TW: Life support  White Prism07/19/04 07:38 AM
.*Calm down darling.  diamondogz7407/20/04 07:55 AM
.*Re: Calm down darling.  hangontoyourself07/20/04 08:14 AM
.*Keep the name:-)  diamondogz7407/20/04 03:41 PM
.*Re: TW: Life support  pablopicasso07/19/04 10:13 AM
.*Crope  poorsoul07/20/04 03:11 AM
.*Giving Dap  Marquis07/19/04 06:59 PM
.*Re: TW: Life support  96dbFreak07/19/04 09:38 AM
.*It sodding was not.  96dbFreak07/19/04 02:22 AM
.*Your Majesty is like a stream of bat's piss  96dbFreak07/19/04 01:59 AM
.*Did you know those are dead people laughing?!  Wraith207/18/04 09:55 PM
.*listen to yourself ranting about Stu!  SoulLoveChild07/18/04 10:03 PM
.*Re: listen to yourself ranting about Stu!  96dbFreak07/18/04 10:05 PM
.*wonder what he's gonna say now?!  SoulLoveChild07/18/04 10:09 PM
.*In it for the money  Marquis07/18/04 10:34 PM
.*Re: In it for the money  SoulLoveChild07/18/04 11:43 PM
.*Re: In it for the money  96dbFreak07/18/04 10:38 PM
.*Shut Up You Fucking Baby  Marquis07/18/04 11:00 PM
.*Re: Shut Up You Fucking Baby  96dbFreak07/18/04 11:10 PM
.*Re: Did you know those are dead people laughing?!  96dbFreak07/18/04 10:00 PM
.*Re: Christ Almighty  96dbFreak07/18/04 06:51 PM
.*Re: I keep those puppy styles in the Marquis kennels  pablopicasso07/18/04 05:53 PM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  Fat Bastard07/17/04 11:27 PM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  96dbFreak07/18/04 02:33 AM
.*Extremely dated.  diamondogz7407/18/04 07:32 AM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  schizophrenic07/17/04 08:45 PM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  96dbFreak07/17/04 09:04 PM
.*Re: Who said silent bumping was painless?  schizophrenic07/17/04 10:53 PM
.*Re: So, sue me  96dbFreak07/12/04 07:52 PM
.*Re: So, sue me  Strawman07/12/04 07:57 PM
.*Re: So, sue me  96dbFreak07/12/04 09:01 PM
.*Re: So, sue me  fanny07/12/04 09:18 PM
.*Re: So, sue me  96dbFreak07/12/04 09:26 PM
.*Re: So, sue me  fanny07/12/04 09:31 PM
.*Re: So, sue me  96dbFreak07/12/04 09:48 PM
.*Re: So, sue me  SysiyoModerator07/13/04 02:35 AM
.*Re: So, sue me  schizophrenic07/12/04 09:35 PM
.*Re: Hey Adam...  Dara07/11/04 03:29 PM
.*Danger Seeker  EJSundayModerator07/12/04 05:53 AM
.*Re: Danger Seeker  96dbFreak07/12/04 06:00 AM
.*Re: Hey Adam...  96dbFreak07/10/04 11:09 PM
.*Re: Hey Adam...  SysiyoModerator07/11/04 01:47 PM
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