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AAAAAAAHHH!

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Relax. The yelling at each other experiments have been very encouraging. I've also written an article in the medical journal about sunflowers. If you get startled again, I advise you to run around screaming "Bees! Bees! Millions of bees!" If you see one. Immediately swat it with the palm of your hand.

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I'll be able to see my family again for the first time in five years.

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I hear that they are having a picnic today. I must advise them that if they come across any hives of bees, they should immediately throw things at it.

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Next you'll be telling me that a shower of deadly meteorites is heading towards the earth.

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I am not crazy. I am not. I've been following these killer bees around for years. The only bloody thing I'll be telling YOU is that a shower of deadly bees is heading towards this place at 7 miles per hour! Did you see that Ooops message earlier sir?? I think. The bees did this! No bee is this smart! But suppose these bees are? Just suppose for a moment. And when you are done supposing. Suppose me this! Bees!

In all your "failsafe" techniques to protect this messageboard, is there a provision against an attack by killer bees?