I like Starlite. I do. But she's a little bit too reactionary to be a mod.
Not that I think I'd ever be elected, but I don't want anyone thinking that I would be a good choice, either. I'll run, I guess. But I'll also make it perfectly clear that I will be one biased motherfucker. I will ban and delete without hesitation, just because I could.
"You can rest easy, ma'am. Your daughter isn't my type. You see, I'm into boys. Not all registered sex offenders are alike, you know."