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This may have something to do with the fact that she and I are doppelgangers living the same lives with the same ideals, ideas and passions on opposite sides of the planet. You can bet your last $ that 99.9% of everything she writes could have been written by me.

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So you're madly in love with me too?

"You can rest easy, ma'am. Your daughter isn't my type. You see, I'm into boys. Not all registered sex offenders are alike, you know."