Yeah, there was that long period of reclusiveness where I thought that I was some sort of Howard Hughes figure. Without the money, that is. These days, I see myself more as Howard Jones.

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You also never Friendstered me.

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I thought I friendstered everyone who sent me their email address. I'll be happy to, but it's really all about Myspace.

"You can rest easy, ma'am. Your daughter isn't my type. You see, I'm into boys. Not all registered sex offenders are alike, you know."