Since my prayers have been heard so far, I dare another little modest proposal. As fun as the name Shite Feedback is (thinking of it almost made me giggle on the bus this morning), I still have my doubts as to whether it is an ideal forum name. Now how about Bromley Tech?
And yes, Sack o'potatoes should be Ice Cream Parlour as pIano (?) suggested. Because of the connotation to the historical name Coffee Shop.

or David Bowie.