God, you're pathetic. I was hoping at least a wild (and inaccurate) stab at my identity, but you can't even muster that.

Here's a clue to help your investigation: I saw Ziggy at Hammersmith in 1973, and so did Kate Bush.

Additional clue: I was dressed as a fourteen year old girl at the time.

""Looking for love, not sex" -- the tagline of many a troll who doesn't believe they are worthy or capable of sex in its own right, but god, the thought of carrying that sort of middling self-esteem all the way to 36 is disturbing."