I Think

I Think dildos are really a huge problem
I Think sailors are too much on my mind
I Think buttplugs have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Wilde line, which won't let go of my brain
Like David Bowie's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn

I Think wankers are gonna drive us all crazy
And bullies make me feel like a child
I Think faggots will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Wilde line, which won't let go of my brain
Like David Bowie's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like David Bowie's smile, cruel and cold
Like Wilde's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn
Blame it on gay porn

Alabama Spaceboy
"Homos"