Name - Marcus Antonius Mardellskin

Spelling & Grammar - Not bad considering I left school 30 years ago.

Quality of posts - Average to outstanding, never dire.

Strengths - Besides my obvious attributes, I have the ability to realise that while others are inferior to me they should be given a fair crack of the whip.

Weaknesses - I'm enormously partial to being a complete cunt because I'm extremely childish for a man my age.

My targets - To reach the 5000 post mark & become Doctor Wankenstein.