1) Fun. No other site makes me laugh like this one.

2) Food for thought. Some people here are well-educated and smart, and good writers. Reading their posts makes me a better man. I don't need Jesus anymore.

3) The Beautiful English Language. Where did I learn about rhyming slang and words like "ham-wallet", "vaginatarian" and "hampton"? Neither at school nor at work.

4) Pictures of a fat old Bowie. Nothing feels better: he's the best songwriter on Earth, he has a beautiful wife, he's a zillionaire, but look at his puffed up face! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

All styles are good except the tiresome kind.