Humor. There's some funny folk on these boards. As an added bonus, it's humor steeped in bitterness, cynicism and grammatical pedantry which, coincidentally, are also my three favorite books of the Bible.
Also: watching people angrily reproach Monkeyboy when they unwittingly click on a link to Tubgirl. Speaking of...Monkeyboy, if you're done with that shtick, can I have it? I'll never get my custom title otherwise.
I just want to hold your pretty hand; the rest of you can be dissolved in acid