Okay how's this: Is it possible to give somebody else's posts to me?
I've insulted a person or two since I've been here and I claim their pathetic retorts as mine. Surely that's worth something?

I've got under 300 posts to go and at this rate it'll take an eternity, unless I start posting links to veterans' rehabilitation activities. That might get ugly...

stop smiling at me
treat me unpleasantly