Ooops, missed that first one. No, only one fried egg and a slice of beetroot (not "beat"). Plus bacon, onions, lettuce, tomato, barbecue sauce and, (if you partake of bovine lactose, which I don't) cheese and of course burger meat.

I can't eat a works burger because I'm a fat bastard who's on a diet (actually I'm not as fat as I was, I'm a fat bastar now - the diet's working). But I haven't had one of those for a couple of years. I'm tempted to go get one at the weekend, however. I know it sounds weird (beetroot, fried egg, pineapple) but don't knock it until you've tried it. A taste and texture sensation.

Stu
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